The Teenage Werewolf

Ohhhhh, Wendyphiles,

This has been a hell of a case! Real life werewolves, mothafuckas!!!!!

A really sweet old couple is dead, Wendyphiles. They were super nice, and they didn’t deserve the way they died: afraid, and in pain. Their killers are still out there, and only vulnerable to silver!!!!!!!!

If you see the Caraway family, don’t approach them!!!! Call me, call Chris, Call King Willy, don’t put your own life in danger!!!!

Youse all gots to know, were-WOLF doesn’t mean they can ONLY turn into wolves!!! Watch yourselves Wendyphiles!!

The Teenage Werewolf

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