My Uncle Jerry

Oooooooooooh, shit Wendyphiles!!!!!

Look who’s not dead!!! WENDY fucking ROOT is NOT DEAD!!!!!!!

And who is? Wendy’s Uncle Jerry.

I barely remember the guy. But he liked me, and I liked him. Probably met him twice in my life.

He had a fake funeral, and left me $240,000 in his will before shooting himself in the face. Pretty badass. I think I’ll do the same thing, if I can. It takes something to just blow your brains out… trust me, I know. You can’t just do it.

Anyway, BEST FUNERAL EVER!!!!

I’m alive and kickin’!! See you soon Wendyphiles!!!!!!

My Uncle Jerry

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