My Uncle Jerry
Oooooooooooh, shit Wendyphiles!!!!!
Look who’s not dead!!! WENDY fucking ROOT is NOT DEAD!!!!!!!
And who is? Wendy’s Uncle Jerry.
I barely remember the guy. But he liked me, and I liked him. Probably met him twice in my life.
He had a fake funeral, and left me $240,000 in his will before shooting himself in the face. Pretty badass. I think I’ll do the same thing, if I can. It takes something to just blow your brains out… trust me, I know. You can’t just do it.
Anyway, BEST FUNERAL EVER!!!!
I’m alive and kickin’!! See you soon Wendyphiles!!!!!!