Hey there Wendyphiles! Still love me?
Who likes voodoo? You do?
Do what? Remind you of this babe?
My writer and me met this totally cool priest dude in New Orleans, the city of jazz and voodoo magic, and I wanted to totally let you all know about him: Doc Willy Delapoer!
He charges high prices because his SHIT IS REAL!!! He is a real sorcerer, and I bought some of his protection from evil charms, and they make me sleep so much better!!
Not all of you make Wendy money, but if you for sure, really truly need someone who has the gateway to the other side pinned down, call King Willy!