I know you sit around going “How can I help Wendy today???”
Well, now’s when your answer arrives!
See, my writer and me came across this set of old weird notes in an old weird language from an old weird guy named Cornelius Boyle. We want to know more about his MF’er!!
Here’s the deal: you call us with info, I send you a BRAND NEW pic of me!! What more ya asking for?? Call or email, an remember: Wndy KNOWS liars!